Quotations About Hockey

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Hockey is murder on ice.
Jim Murray


Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
Steve Rushin


My other car is a Zamboni.
Hockey saying


Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Doug Larson


Don't go through life without goals.
Hockey saying


By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series.
Steve Rushin


Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
John Leonard


October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.
Jason Love


My goal is to deny yours.
Hockey saying


A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
Jimmy Cannon