Quotations About Baseball

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You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
Jim Bouton
Ball Four, 1970


No game in the world is as tidy and dramatically neat as baseball, with cause and effect, crime and punishment, motive and result, so cleanly defined.
Paul Gallico


When I am not playing baseball I like to sleep and hang out with my friends playing Xbox.
Alvin Simmons


Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona.
George F. Will


A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Earl Wilson


Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
Satchel Paige


Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
Bob Lemon


If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Dave Barry


People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Rogers Hornsby


Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Jim Bouton