Funny Quotes From Blades of Glory
The movie Blades of Glory is one of my favorite comedies of all time. Will Ferrell is fantastic in it, the setting is ridiculous, and the lines are hilarious as hell. To me, it is easily one of the funniest movies of the 00s. If you haven't seen the film, it's about two male skaters who skate against each other, but after they end up banned for fighting, they turn to couples skating to join the Olympics. The first all male couples team!
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Below you'll find some great funny quotations from the movie Blades of Glory.
Directors: Josh Gordon and Will Speck
Producers: Ben Stiller, Stuart Cornfield, and John Jacobs
Writers: Jeff Cox and Craig Cox
Starring: Will Ferrell, Jon Heder, and Will Arnett
Release date: March 30, 2007
Coach: Oh, really?
Chazz: We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I'm a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."
Jimmy: [disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative...
Jimmy: No, it's not, it's gross...
Chazz: ...It gets the people going!
I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up...
I swear to God, I couldn't love a human baby as much as I love this comb.
Jimmy: Get out of my face.
Chazz: I'll get inside your face.
Jimmy: I see you got fat.
Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.
Hector: [to Jimmy after he's told him of a loophole in the rules of competitive figure skating that will allow him to skate again] I'm still going to kill you someday.
Coach: You're the girl.
Chazz: You're my pretty lady, MacElroy.
Jimmy: Wait, why?
Coach: Because you whine like one!
[turns to Chazz]
Coach: And no one can lift your fat ass, you're on a diet starting now.
Did you carve up any ice... with your weiner?
I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat!
Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner!
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